Google bought the WHOLE country!

According to Euronews, Google has bought Luxemburg, a small
country in Europe for 37$ billion dollars which will be paid in the next 30 years.

This is what Larry Page told us about it: "We were looking for a new place for our Europe Headquarter for a long time. Luxemburg is a small country with a very good economics. And one interesting fact: Luxemburg has the smallest % of crimes in the whole world. We gave our business plan to Luxemburg`s government about month ago. Yesterday they accepted our offer. It will be mutual partnership. All Luxemburg`s residents will have access to all Google services, free high-speed Internet and other bonuses. Also we want to change the name of our new country to Googleburg. It is quite simple ("burg" (german) - castle) but as all Google services. We`ll make our country open to tourists so every Google user could look at Google`s work inside. But I won`t tell you all secrets. It`s gonna be a big surprise!"

Isn`t it amazing? This is historical moment. The first time in world`s history a corporation buys the whole COUNTRY! With it`s own laws, constitution and president. Is it a new level in our civilization? Googlisation. Google has just appeared in the world`s politic arena. Let`s hope that it will be a good appearance.

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